December 2009
Should I delete my formspring? Nobody asks me questions anymore anyways.
Bicycle throwing in China →
(via thedodo101)
Christmas Party Convos 3: Or Something Like That.
*Looks at neatly made bed*
Brother: You actually make your bed?
Cousin: No, my mom does. I've never made my bed in my life.
Brother: Yeah, I just toss it aside and sleep with it again at night. Unless someone comes over.
Cousin: Yeah, I don't think Vietnamese people make their beds.
*Turns to other cousin*
Cousin: Do you make your bed?
Other Cousin: No. Except when someone comes over.
Cousin: See, no one makes their beds. Except when people come over.
Christmas Party Convos 2: Or Something Like That.
Brother: Bin Laden is alive.
Cousin: No man, Bin Laden is dead.
Brother: Where's your proof?
Cousin: Where's YOUR proof? Anyways, would you rather be dead, or be alive and be in hiding?
Brother: Be alive.
Cousin: And be by yourself?
Brother: Doesn't Bin Laden have his troops or something?
Cousin: No, he's paranoid and shit. He's scared someone's go and tell people where he is.
Brother: Shoot, I'd be alive and play Yugioh cards in my hide out.
Cousin: By yourself?
Brother: No, with my son.
Cousin: Bin Laden doesn't have a son! If he did, he'd probably be above ground. Not like he'd go around "Hey Son, come to my cave and play Yugioh."
Brother: No, Bin Laden's son is above ground smuggling Yugioh cards for him. Then they play Yugioh in his cave.
Christmas Party Convos: Or Something Like That.
*In cousin's room. Brother points at statues*
Brother: PONIES!!
Cousin: NO, NOT PONIES! HORSES! HORSES ARE FOR MEN.
*moments after*
Brother: Dude, I can't believe you have ponies in your room. And different colors too. White, brown, gray.
Cousin: They're horses. And I have different colors cause I don't like being racist. And its not gray, its black.
Brother: Dude, he's gray cause he's old.
Cousin: No, if he was old, then his mane would be gray too. And clearly, his mane is BLACK.
Brother: Cracker, Rice-picker...and Afghan?
Cousin: No, white, asian, and indian. I don't like afghans.
Brother: Why not? They can make you weapons.
So you think you had a hard childhood?
mzhooa:
atomicmi:
fuckyeahpokememe:
Well FUCK YOU, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next store who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9...
Dear Santa, Can I Have A Girl From Your Naughty...
atomicmi:
soapilicious:
maybe two…
HAHA, frikkin Soapy.. same as ever huh?
I MISS YOU!
Merry Christmas :DD
LOL
:D
immmiii: HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVEEE
dangitzdiana: :D
dangitzdiana: I think, my best IM of the day
dangitzdiana: HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVEEEE YOU TO TOO
dangitzdiana: WAIT NO
immmiii: :]
dangitzdiana: this wasn't the best IM
dangitzdiana: the best was when
dangitzdiana: vi imed me
dangitzdiana: and said
dangitzdiana: I could have that beanie she made
dangitzdiana: that she posted on tumblr
immmiii: HAH
immmiii: :]
dangitzdiana: so this is the 2nd best one
dangitzdiana: :P
immmiii: :]
immmiii: it's okay,
dangitzdiana: LOL
immmiii: vi is just another mi,
immmiii: so it can count
immmiii: hahaha
dangitzdiana: LOL
Some of these "REBLOG IF'S" are getting really...
Being nice to someone you dislike doesn't mean...
tttinale:
cthua:
I majorly Giggled.
Days (1-2) Welcome to India
happilydysphoric:
meusvox:
Welcome to India.
Welcome to India, where you have two choices for food: curry or McDonalds. I’ve decided to refrain from eating.
Welcome to India, where there are police officers and metal detectors outside of every friggin store. And the police officers carry tazers and guns. And have the right to use them. Goodbye, my pickpocketing dreams. Don’t tase me bro…
...
Me + Betty = India
immmiii: lol what if you guys go to india in the next few days and you bumb into fluffy
immmiii: xD
immmiii: betty wouldnt eat him cuhs his voice are signs of puberty
dangitzdiana: LMAOOO
@Betty
ieatchildren:
dianaat:
As for Laser Tag, do you know any places nearby?
Let me google that for you. :D
http://sanjose.org/visitors/thingstodo/more.php?id=1030
http://www.laserquest.com/Locations/USALocations.aspx?cntr=Mountain%20View
Also, is the answer for our rendezvous in India a yes or no? I have other cannibalistic friends I can bring, yanno.
Okay, thanks :D
And its a yes =)
ehhh
helloimgiang:
Dudeeee I wanna tell you how I feel, but I don’t know how to put it into words. Do you feel me too? =/
Go for it Giang! =)
Bold what you’ve seen.
tuesbelle:
Titanic. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. The Dark Knight. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Jurassic Park. Harry...
@Betty
As for Laser Tag, do you know any places nearby?
So,
I was bored and re-read Midnight Sun, like the little loser I am :P
Yes, the illegal version online. Sadly, she’s not going to finished it. Oh well.